Sorry mom this is not you son.Well, no it's not David Abel from my forensics class senior year of high school. (Which by the way was a class of forensics investigation it was pretty awesome.) It is in fact me! Why,you might be asking? There is only one thing and one thing only to blame, the internet. Let me explain, when you type in my name on Google several things come up. Some videos, some articles, and my name has crossed a few blogs. Well to the page in particular instead of just Googling (It is a word, spellcheck! (Spellcheck your name is a word. Are you retarded?))* me and searching for a couple minutes just type in Alan Starzinski and bollywood. (Come on spellcheck this is a word too.) Well i will make it even easier: http://utopianvision.co.uk/bollywood/videos/?v=ruOn0STbwUw / just go there.
You done? Well that is a video of a friend of mine's reaction to watching gay porn and since this is what is reads when clicking on to get to the site:
You're Watching Me Watch Filth (nsfw) - Bollywood Videos","Bollywood related videos. ... Abigoliah Schamaun Alan Starzinski Rob Stern. Duration: 5:39 Views: 250. Tags: city, darko, donnie, form, improv, kendall, ...
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My mom, lovely woman automatically assumes that her son is either the dude being fucked or fucking someone in the ass. Well as I am greatly hesitant to dissappoint I am neither of these guys. If one scrolls down on the page you will see an improv set with me and my friend Rob Stern. While in that video I do fuck Rob it wasn't meant to be seen as porn, but art, improv arts!
All of this stems from high school where I did a bunch of musicals (Yeah, not less gay than the porn), never really had a girlfriend, I never talked about girls to her (She is my mom. Also she gave me really shitty advice when I was a freshman that prevented me from dating an attractice senior.) and based on the well known fact that I am a virgin. All of signs point to gay. I guess she is constantly looking out for it because it scares her that I am, just like whenever I go home I look for cigarettes because she had a cancer scare a couple of years ago and it scares me. We look for things that scare us to try and disprove it, but in doing that we almost convince ourselves the oppsite more and more. Human nature. It's a funny thing. And for the record, for anyone reading from high school, Dave Abel's a homo.
*Spellcheck is giving me shit by saying that its own name was not a word. after writing it I realized you can't see the red dotted line.
My mom, lovely woman automatically assumes that her son is either the dude being fucked or fucking someone in the ass. Well as I am greatly hesitant to dissappoint I am neither of these guys. If one scrolls down on the page you will see an improv set with me and my friend Rob Stern. While in that video I do fuck Rob it wasn't meant to be seen as porn, but art, improv arts!
All of this stems from high school where I did a bunch of musicals (Yeah, not less gay than the porn), never really had a girlfriend, I never talked about girls to her (She is my mom. Also she gave me really shitty advice when I was a freshman that prevented me from dating an attractice senior.) and based on the well known fact that I am a virgin. All of signs point to gay. I guess she is constantly looking out for it because it scares her that I am, just like whenever I go home I look for cigarettes because she had a cancer scare a couple of years ago and it scares me. We look for things that scare us to try and disprove it, but in doing that we almost convince ourselves the oppsite more and more. Human nature. It's a funny thing. And for the record, for anyone reading from high school, Dave Abel's a homo.
*Spellcheck is giving me shit by saying that its own name was not a word. after writing it I realized you can't see the red dotted line.
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Your story moves me.
Q. What made me the happiest about this post?
A. It was written on 9/11.
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