Monday, November 24, 2008

Another kindergarten girl

It has been awhile since I have updated my blog. So, today I will be giving two Loves of Future Past. The first on is Kayla McKeever. We were in kindergarten. When I realized I had a crush on her I thought of the perfect plan. I would suggest that we play Power Rangers and I would be Jason the Red Ranger, the leader, the toughest, the most likely candidate to the mate of Kimberly, the Pink Ranger, who Kayla would be.
Now this plan had no motive behind, I didn't expect anything out of it other than I would then be the make believe boyfriend of someone. Stupid, but I was happy with it... for a time. All until Tommy, the Green Ranger, with his fucking cool ponytail and badass flute dagger that called upon a dragon zord. How was Jason supposed to compete with that? No way. After Tommy made his appearance on the show and was established as Kimberly's love interest evasive actions had to be made. I had to renounce all Jasondom and then call dibs on Tommy.
That was until Andrew Layton called dibs on Tommy the second we walked into school. I was heart broken, my weird secret fake relationship, was over.


stephyoung said...

That was so much better than the first one. Loves it.

choochoochange said...

you aren't real