You suck George Lucas!

The man took a shit on number 9 of the things I love the most in the world. I am speaking of Indiana Jones. The treasure in KNOWLEDGE! Really? Since when is Indiana Jones a fucking episode of Wishbone. Did you really have to cram that in there? You know what would have been more rewarding than knowledge being the treasure? Uh, anything. A scroll, a book, Excalibur, or something. That is like seeing a porno where no one has sex. Also, aliens? Calling them extra-dimensional doesn't make you clever just retarded. As outdated and offensive the statement may be call a spade a fucking spade. They were aliens your veil has been pulled down Wizard we see it's just an old guy. Fuck those prairie dogs!

WALL-E

I have not in many years loved a movie as much as this one. The best animated movie I have ever seen. Better than Aladdin, better than the South Park movie. I cried three separate times during the movie. This is all coming from a guy who is generally skeptical and usually hates CGI in all its terrible forms. I have nothing at all bad to say about this movie. The only thing negative that could be said about the movie is that it doesn't continue for the rest of my life. My only fear is that they will make a sequel and ruin it. Don't Indiana Jones this Pixar. Let this stand alone as your greatest achievement. God did I hate the new Indiana Jones. I will talk about that later....

Awesome News

I have to explain this first. I hate my dad. He is a horrible person. Just terrible I will most likely make future posts of his douchebag antics. I haven't seen him in four years. As for the awesome news. I found out he is a janitor at an old folks home. Is it wrong to feel happy imagining him picking up geriatric bodily waste all day? If so I don't want to be right.